Gawd I love her That was also the same party that I squeezed through a window that was barred up, but that story's for a different day. I did actually make it over but it was close My wife said later that if I fell into the fire, she was going to kick me until the flames were out, then keep kicking me a little more. I flailed over the fire not quite sure if I was going to fall onto my back into the flames or make it. I took a huge running start, and just as I was planting my foot for takeoff, it slipped in the mud. I'm not sure if I went first or not, but I know that I at least attempted to do it. I came up with the brilliant idea to jump over the fire pit. Several hours had gone by and it was mostly coals, but still there was some flame. We were out in the woods, burning pallets and mattresses in a huge bonfire. I don't know how to post pictures or I would show you.Ĭheers! And try to keep your asses out of the drywall! The worst part was teh few minutes after I told my future wife what i'd done and before she started laughing.Īfterward we took a picture as a dramatic reenactment. So somehow, I reckon, I managed to fall backward and throw my ass straight through a wall, then get out and go back to bed. I turn around and bend down a bit to confirm: yep, it's a butt-hole. I vaguely recall using the bathroom earlier, but not kicking a hole in the wall. In the bathroom, opposite the sink, is a huge hole in the drywall. I got up a couple hours later and go to take a piss. We get back to the condo around 5 am and all crash-the dudes in one room and the ladies (all unattached) in the master bedroom. I drink a lot of double-whisky and cokes. We get to vegas around 10pm and meet the crew, hit a bar and one of those ridiculous yet fun dance clubs. It was great! So my wife and I go to a wedding on Saturday, hit the reception, then drive to Vegas. Anywhoo, she called up an old friend and got us all into a two bedroom condo for free. My now-wife had previously worked for a corporate housing company that supplied traveling execs with a furnished condo to live in for a few weeks at a time. I'll submit a stupid for your approval as well.Ī couple years ago, after I'd been dating my future wife for about a month, we took a trip to vegas with some friends. That said, I'd love to hear of other people's drunken confessions. The term "$#itting razorblades" comes to mind. I'm sure I'll pay for that habanero about 0900 in the morning when it comes out the other end. I was drooling on myself and having a bit of trouble breathing.įor a minute, I was actually questioning my intelligence and whether or not I should go and give myself an epinephrine injection and call an ambulance. I was literally licking concrete to make the pain go away. I proved them wrong-only to end up outside, with my tongue swollen up 5 x normal size. Well, after tasting a few brews, a dare occured, and people dared me that I could not eat and chew up a habanero pepper. One of our members brought some home grown habanero peppers. tonight we had one of our monthly meetings. I'm one of the co-founders of a local beer tasting club. Any questions you may have before, during, or after a purchase please feel free to ask and I will do my best to respond in a timely manner.I'll be the first to start, only because I did one of my top ten most stupid things TONIGHT. I also only ship in the lower 48 states never over seas, unless you use ebay global. Thanks Sorry for any inconvenience but I can only accept Paypal and will only ship after payment is received. There is some ware as you can see in the pictures. You will be purchasing the exact item seen in the pictures. Despite being used at most and will be sold as used. I am taking pictures of every piece and of any issue I see of it. Great items for your collection, restaurant/business or for display/props. I am listing them all here on ebay this week. I bought a very large beer tap handle from a distributor that had these sitting in his warehouse for several years. Since these were used commercially any damaged units have been removed. Pictures are off all sides and will be the very best way to see exactly what you buying. Inventory Location: Lot 988 Please note that this is USED and will show use/wear. Item: 163736603249 Lot poignée rouge bière d'été Harpoon Summer Beer Saisonnière IPA Jaune Bar Pub.
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